No turkey eating this year!

Thinking of a special dinner with a deliciouss turkey with stuffing? Well forget it, not happening this year!

I’m sorry, not this year!
-No turkey is eaten here-
Celebrate Thanksgiving with shrimp
and prawns if you’d like

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All turkeys unite!
Time to defend ourselves!

I'm sorry, this year won't be.
You won't eat turkey here.
Celebrate Thanksgiving with shrimp and prawns if you like.

We the turkeys are rebelling,
we won't let any of us get eaten,
we're not festive food,
we have our own rights.

No to Thanksgiving
No Thanksgiving Day
...not if they intend to eat us,
not if they don't respect the turkey rights.