Black Friday: Best day of my life!

For goodness's sake,
Black Friday is freaking me out.
People seem hysterical
about spending money on the sales.
I don't get it, but nonetheless...
I'll look for bargains just in case.

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Oh my goodness,
this is the best day of my life!
Look at those prices,
look at how cheap things are,
I've gotta buy it
I cant hold more joy in me,
I feel I'm going to explode.

What a great day, BlackFriday it is!